pirates? PIRATES!

horatio if ur seeing this tell mommy and stepfather-uncle (ew) that rozzie and guildz r ded (rip lolz)

so for killin polonious, stepfather-uncle (ew) sent me off to england, but apparently he gave rozzie and guildz a note for da king of eng to kill me? but i swapped the note to have da king kill them instead :3. nywayz i was taken from the ship by some pirates who are taking me back 2 denmark

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